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Essential Information

  • Collect from: Falmouth, Cornwall, South West
  • Size: Roomy
  • Belted seats: 6
  • Sleeps: 2 Adults 3 Child(ren)
  • Bed types: 1 standard Double bed & 3 Kids bunks.

    Top bunk: 5ft 7in long
    Middle bunk 5ft 10in long
    Bottom bunk 4ft 7in long (for toddler of small child)
  • License Required: Standard UK/EU license
  • Europe
  • Shower
  • Festivals
  • Smoking
  • Pets
  • Tow bar
  • Heating
  • Air Con.
  • Built-in Toilet
  • London L.E.Z.
  • Our family of four were always really warm and cosy in Agnes despite bad weather

    Kate and Family ~ August 2016
  • Great camper, perfect for a family with a really sensible layout

    Ewan Hind ~ June 2017
  • Agnes drives really well, not like you think a big van would

    William Gilchrist ~ May 2017
  • The perfect camper van, very well designed - just right for our family of four.

    Familie Trinckauf ~ July 2017
  • Fantastic camper van for our first family holiday.

    Gemma Bowden ~ May 2017

Note: The hire of this vehicle is arranged by Quirky Campers ltd acting as the agent on behalf of Agnes's owners. We make every effort to ensure that all the vehicles listed with us are of a high standard but cannot guarantee the condition of the vehicle. If you experience any problems please notify us as soon as possible.

Agnes' calm, harmonious interior will adapt to anything from a lone traveller to a family of five.

She comes complete with triple bunk for the little ones, 6 seats with belts, comfortable double bed and gorgeous kitchenette. By day you can fling open her doors to let the sunshine in… then after dark, spend quality time around the dining table.

Agnes is a dreamy drive with 6 gears on a low mileage modern Citroen Relay. She was handcrafted with love in her native Cornwall and with her pastel hues and spacious interior she will be the soul of any relaxing holiday. Her interior is cut from beautiful reclaimed Douglas fir beam and the floor is made from cork. We particularly love the integrated spice rack, flexible reading lights.

The clever bunks have safety rails, and can easily convert into a bench or even be removed to make more room for bikes, surfboards or your cocktail cabinet… Agnes is a campervan that you can truly have your own way.

Further Information

  • The Vehicle
    • Vehicle Type: Citroen, Relay
    • Registration: emailed when you book
    • Vehicle Year: 2008
    • Engine:
      • Size: 2.2 litres
      • Fuel: Diesel
      • Fuel Efficiency: 38mpg
      • Transmission: Manual
      • Gears: 6
    • Size: 6m x 2m x 2.9m (LxWxH)
    • Weight:
      • Maximum: 3500kg
      • Unladen: 2820kg
      • Payload: kg
    • Belted seats: 6


    6 seats all with 3 point seat belts: 3 in the front and 3 in the back, all facing forward.
    No ISO points or swivel seats.

    Conversion Story

    The conversion took place in a little workshop near Falmouth in Cornwall. Finishing up the oak framing jobs we created space inside for Agnes. After a lot of careful planning and designing we set about ordering materials, the most exciting being the reclaimed Douglas fir, sourced from 14 by 14 inch beams, 9 meters long, from a demolished cardboard box factory.

    I firstly set about installing the electrics and insulating to a high standard. Then the fun part! Timber paneling & hand-making fitted furniture and features to set the van apart from others.

    All that was left was to choose the fabric and final fixtures, and lay the cork flooring!

    Read all about Agnes's conversion from her original owners.

  • The Accommodation

    Sleeping & Seating

    Agnes has a 1 standard Double bed & 3 Kids bunks.

    Top bunk: 5ft 7in long
    Middle bunk 5ft 10in long
    Bottom bunk 4ft 7in long (for toddler of small child) which accommodates:

    • 2 adult(s)
    • 3 child(ren)

    There is sociable seating for up to 6 people inside Agnes .

    Kitchen facilities

    • two hobs for cooking
    • Grill
    • Sink
    • Water Tank
    • Fridge: travel fridge 12v

    Cooking Equipment

    Cutlery, cups, plates and bowls for 6 people
    Pots and pans
    Bread Board
    Awesome red kettle
    Bottle openers
    Pen knife

    Water is provided by: Sink with electric pump

    Sanitary facilities

    • Shower: No
    • Portable toilet available: Kampa Porta Flush 10 - CE151001 (chemical Loo)

    Electrical Facilities

    • Electrical Hookup (240v)
    • Leisure Battery
    • 12v Cigarette Lighter Sockets
    • Power Invertor

    Audio Equipment

    CD player and radio in cab, speakers wired to back


    Large cupboards under the kitchen unit. Long high level shelves on both sides. Large storage under seats. Storage under bunks when not in use.

    Other Items

    Flexible LED lights by the beds

  • Location & Parking

    Where is Agnes?

    Agnes lives in the heart of Constantine village on the main through road. There is parking available for your own vehicle in the village, or if preferred parking can be made available on our driveway.
    Constantine is a little out of the way but we are surrounded coast, beautiful villages and we are close to the picturesque Helford River. There are some lovely local spots for off-grid camping as well as some lovely camping sites to visit.
    Pick-up and drop-off times

    Default times on the bookings system are 2pm for pick-up and 12 noon for return but individual vehicle owners will have their own limitations on their availbality but will do their best to accommodate your needs.

    Customer Car Parking
    Street parking is available: If you are coming by car you are welcome to park it where Agnes is usually parked.

    Please note parking is provided at your own risk

  • Extras

    For the full glamping experience the following extras are available to add to your booking when you make final payment.

    Option Price
    Bedding for 2 £12
    Towels (2 large fluffy ones) £8
    Camping Furniture (2 x chairs) £5
    Chemical Toilet £5
    Bedding for bunks (3 children's sleeping bags) £20
    Car Seat - Group 0+ (infant) £15
    Car Seat - Group 1, 2, 3 £15
    Travelling to Europe? (VOH cert required) £8
    Travelling to Europe within 7 days? (VOH cert required with special delivery) £14.95

    There is a tick box for each of the above on the booking form. Prices are per booking unless otherwise stated. All extras are subject to availability.

    You will also be able to support Quirky Campers' ethical goals by making a donation to climate change prevention and mitigation projects - we suggest £2.50 per 100 miles. See our about us page for more details.

  • Insurance, Breakdown & Drivers

    Agnes has comprehensive insurance specifically for hiring of campervans that covers drivers which meet the following citeria:

    Ages: between 23 and 75 years young
    Nationality*: UK or EU driver’s licenses
    Length held: Minimum 2 years
    Points*: Up to two minor offenses in the past 5 years is OK (no more than 6 points)
    Claims*: No more than 1 claim in the past 5 years

    *NOTE: These items are flexible but the campervan owner will need to refer the driver's details to the insurer and may require some additional information.

    International Drivers from most countries can be covered but the excess is likely to be higher. USA, CA, NZ or AU have always been a yes and often with the standard excess.

    The full booking form will ask for all the relevant details but feel free to drop us an email if you have any questions. There is an excess of between £750 and £2000 in the event of any damage to the vehicle. This amount is set by the insurer and is dependant on driver age, convictions, claims and country of issue (for a UK driver with a clean license it will be £750).

    Full breakdown cover is also included – details are in the Campervan.

  • Usage
    • Take to Festivals: Yes
    • Smoking Policy: No Smoking, please.
    • European Travel: Yes covered
    • London Low Emission Zone: No not-compliant

    Travelling with Children

    Agnes is suitable for travelling with children.

    Agnes has been designed with families in mind - with 6 belted seats and 3 kids bunks (as well as a roomy double) bed, she can house a family very comfortably. The fact that the back seats come with a table for constant snacking is the icing on the cake!

    Pet Policy

    Sorry no pets allowed inside the vehicle.

    European Travel

    Yes you can take Agnes outside the UK. Breakdown and insurance for European travel are included in the standard booking cost. Please note European travel includes Republic of Ireland and the EU27. For other countries, please get in touch before you book and provide us with the dates, vehicle and countries to be visited.
    Get in touch for a quote.

    Driving in London

    Agnes can NOT be driven inside London's Low Emissions Zone (LEZ) or London's Ultra Low Emissions Zone. If you need to drive inside either the LEZ or ULEZ you need to Pay to Drive in London

    Mileage Limits

    • 200 miles per day
    • and then 20 pence per mile
    This will mean the vast majority of customers won't be charged any extra.

    Driving Notes:

    Please bear in mind the age, size and cruising speed of the vehicle when planning your journey. Some older and/or larger vehicles travel much more slowly than what you might be used to.
  • Season dates
    19/12/201905/01/2020Low Mid
    07/02/202023/02/2020Low Mid
    18/12/202010/01/2021Low Mid

    Note: Dates subject to change without warning

  • Prices

    Prices for 2019 Low Low Mid Mid High
    Mon-Thur (Day rate) £54 £66 £79 £91
    Fri-Sun (Day rate) £75 £93 £110 £127
    Weekend (3 days)
    Week (7 days)
    Min hire period 3 3 3 3

    Notes: Prices may change without warning and for certain events will vary. Please click the 'Check Date & Price' button to get an exact quote.