Agnes' calm, harmonious interior will adapt to anything from a lone traveller to a family of five.

She comes complete with triple bunk for the little ones, 6 seats with belts, comfortable double bed and gorgeous kitchenette. By day you can fling open her doors to let the sunshine in… then after dark, spend quality time around the dining table.

Agnes is a dreamy drive with 6 gears on a low mileage modern Citroen Relay. She was handcrafted with love in her native Cornwall and with her pastel hues and spacious interior she will be the soul of any relaxing holiday. Her interior is cut from beautiful reclaimed Douglas fir beam and the floor is made from cork. We particularly love the integrated spice rack, flexible reading lights.

The clever bunks have safety rails, and can easily convert into a bench or even be removed to make more room for bikes, surfboards or your cocktail cabinet… Agnes is a campervan that you can truly have your own way.
Our family of four were always really warm and cosy in Agnes despite bad weather
Kate and Family ~ August 2016
Great camper, perfect for a family with a really sensible layout
Ewan Hind ~ June 2017
Agnes drives really well, not like you think a big van would
William Gilchrist ~ May 2017
The perfect camper van, very well designed - just right for our family of four.
Familie Trinckauf ~ July 2017
Fantastic camper van for our first family holiday.
Gemma Bowden ~ May 2017

Essential Information

  • Collect from: Falmouth, Cornwall, South West
  • Size: Roomy
  • 6 belted seats
  • Sleeps = 2 Adults 3 Child(ren)
  • 1 standard Double bed & 3 Kids bunks.

    Top bunk: 5ft 7in long
    Middle bunk 5ft 10in long
    Bottom bunk 4ft 7in long (for toddler of small child)
Tow bar
Air Con.
Built-in Toilet
London L.E.Z.

Prices for 2018 Low Low Mid Mid High
Mon-Thur (Day rate) £53 £65 £77 £89
Fri-Sun (Day rate) £74 £91 £107 £124
Weekend (3 days)
Week (7 days)
Min hire period 3 3 3 3

Notes: Prices may change without warning and for certain events will vary. Please click the 'Check availability' button to get an exact quote.

Further Information

  • Vehicle Type: Citroen, Relay
  • Registration: emailed when you book
  • Vehicle Year: 2008
  • Engine:
    • Size: 2.2 litres
    • Fuel: Diesel
    • Fuel Efficiency: 38mpg
    • Transmission: Manual
    • Gears: 6
  • Size: 6m x 2m x 2.9m (LxWxH)
  • Weight:
    • Maximum: 3500kg
    • Unladen: 2820kg
    • Payload: kg
  • Belted seats: 6


6 seats all with 3 point seat belts: 3 in the front and 3 in the back, all facing forward.
No ISO points or swivel seats.

Conversion Story

The conversion took place in a little workshop near Falmouth. Finishing up the oak framing jobs we created space inside for Agnes. After a lot of careful planning and designing we set about ordering materials, the most exciting being the reclaimed Douglas fir, sourced from 14 by 14 inch beams, 9 meters long, from a demolished cardboard box factory.

I firstly set about installing the electrics and insulating to a high standard. Then the fun part! Timber paneling & hand-making fitted furniture and features to set the van apart from others.

All that was left was to choose the fabric and final fixtures, and lay the cork flooring!

Sleeping & Seating

Agnes has a 1 standard Double bed & 3 Kids bunks.

Top bunk: 5ft 7in long
Middle bunk 5ft 10in long
Bottom bunk 4ft 7in long (for toddler of small child) which accommodates:

  • 2 adult(s)
  • 3 child(ren)

There is sociable seating for up to 6 people inside Agnes .

Kitchen facilities

  • two gas hobs for cooking
  • Grill
  • Sink
  • Water Tank
  • Fridge: travel fridge 12v

Cooking Equipment

Cutlery, cups, plates and bowls for 6 people
Pots and pans
Bread Board
Awesome red kettle
Bottle openers
Pen knife

Water is provided by: Sink with electric pump

Sanitary facilities

  • Shower: No
  • Portable toilet available: Kampa Porta Flush 10 - CE151001 (chemical Loo)

Electrical Facilities

  • Electrical Hookup (240v)
  • Leisure Battery
  • 12v Cigarette Lighter Sockets

Audio Equipment

CD player and radio in cab, speakers wired to back


Large cupboards under the kitchen unit. Long high level shelves on both sides. Large storage under seats. Storage under bunks when not in use.

Other Items

Flexible LED lights by the beds

Where is Agnes?

Agnes lives in the heart of Constantine village. We are on the other side of the road to a prominent corner house named The Bow Window. We are the opposite house with the double driveway.
Pick-up and drop-off times

Default times on the bookings system are 2pm for pick-up and 12 noon for return but individual vehicle owners will have their own limitations on their availbality but will do their best to accommodate your needs.

Customer Car Parking
Street parking is available: If you are coming by car you are welcome to park it where Agnes is usually parked.

Please note parking is provided at your own risk

For the full glamping experience the following extras are available to add to your booking when you make final payment.

Option Price
Bedding for 2 £12
Towels (2 large fluffy ones) £8
Camping Furniture (2 x chairs) £5
Chemical Toilet £5
Bedding for bunks (3 children's sleeping bags) £20
Car Seat - Group 0+ (infant) £15
Car Seat - Group 1, 2, 3 £15

There is a tick box for each of the above on the booking form. Prices are per booking unless otherwise stated. All extras are subject to availability.

You will also be able to support Quirky Campers' ethical goals by making a donation to climate change prevention and mitigation projects - we suggest £2.50 per 100 miles. See our about us page for more details.

Agnes has comprehensive insurance specifically for hiring of campervans that covers drivers which meet the following citeria:

Ages: between 23 and 75 years young
Nationality*: UK or EU driver’s licenses
Length held: Minimum 2 years
Points*: Up to two minor offenses in the past 5 years is OK (no more than 6 points)
Claims*: No more than 1 claim in the past 5 years

*NOTE: These items are flexible but the campervan owner will need to refer the driver's details to the insurer and may require some additional information.

International Drivers from most countries can be covered but the excess is likely to be higher. USA, CA, NZ or AU have always been a yes and often with the standard excess.

The full booking form will ask for all the relevant details but feel free to drop us an email if you have any questions. There is an excess of between £750 and £2000 in the event of any damage to the vehicle. This amount is set by the insurer and is dependant on driver age, convictions, claims and country of issue (for a UK driver with a clean license it will be £750).

Full breakdown cover is also included – details are in the Campervan.

  • Take to Festivals: Yes
  • Smoking Policy: No Smoking, please.
  • European Travel: Permitted
  • London Low Emission Zone: Non-compliant

Travelling with Children

Agnes is suitable for travelling with children.

Agnes has been designed with families in mind - with 6 belted seats and 3 kids bunks (as well as a roomy double) bed, she can house a family very comfortably. The fact that the back seats come with a table for constant snacking is the icing on the cake!

Pet Policy

Sorry no pets allowed inside the vehicle.

European Travel

Yes you can take Agnes outside the UK. Breakdown and insurance for European travel are included in the standard booking cost. Please note European travel include Republic of Ireland and the EU27. For other countries, please get in touch before you book and provide us with the dates, vehicle and countries to be visited.
Get in touch for a quote.

Mileage Limits

  • Full Price High Season – unlimited mileage
  • All other seasons and discounted bookings:
    • 200 miles per day
    • and then20 pence per mile
This will mean the vast majority of customers won't be charge any extra.

Driving Notes:

Please bear in mind the age, size and cruising speed of the vehicle when planning your journey. Some older and/or larger vehicles travel much more slowly than what you might be used to.
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Note: Dates subject to change without warning

Note: The hire of this vehicle is arranged by Quirky Campers ltd acting as the agent on behalf of Agnes's owners. We make every effort to ensure that all the vehicles listed with us are of a high standard but cannot guarantee the condition of the vehicle. If you experience any problems please notify us as soon as possible.