Just like Brighton where she lives, Maureen is a bit retro, a bit kitsch and great for a holiday with family or friends. Whether you’re heading to the seaside, countryside or a festival, you’ll have loads of fun with cheeky Maureen.

She has a ‘shabby chic’ seaside look so that you can almost smell the salty air, wherever you are parked up. We especially love the loo, with its vintage newspapers on the walls, curly ironmongery and adorable little cabinet.

With beds for up to four adults or children, a full kitchen with fridge, 12v charging points for all your digital goodies and storage space enough for all your family’s needs or your finest festival gladrags, Maureen has everything you need for a proper British holiday – just add fish and chips!

Essential Information

  • Collect from: Brighton
  • Size: Delux
  • 3 belted seats
  • Sleeps = 2 Adults 2 Children
  • There are 2 bunk beds-european singles ,75 cm × 190 cm (30 in × 75 in) for children and a pull out double bed for adults-135 cm × 190 cm (53 in × 75 in)
    The bunk beds are big enough for 2 adults if need be .
Tow bar
Air Con.
Built-in Toilet
London L.E.Z.

Low Mid High
Mon-Thur (Day rate) £51 £75 £87
Fri-Sun (Day rate) £72 £105 £121
Min hire period 3 3 3

Note: for bookings of 7 days or more all days are priced at the Monday to Thursday day rate.

Further Information

  • Make: Mercedes
  • Model: 308d
  • Registration: this is emailed when you book
  • Engine: 2.299 litre Diesel, 5 speed Manual gearbox.
  • Fuel Efficiency: 30mpg
  • Maximum Speed: 70mph
  • Size: 5.2m (l) x 1.9m (w) x 2.4m (h)
  • Weight: 3500kg
  • Belted seats: 3


There are 3 belted seats in front.

Conversion Story

This van was all grey carpet on the walls and fake horrible upholstery everywhere when I bought it, so I set about thinking of a theme. I came up with a retro/vintage idea as Brighton is famous for that, then slowly it turned into a completely Brighton-themed retro campervan, with everything having a hint of or being intrinsically Brighton based! I lived in Brighton for 20 years, so I really loved the job and the research I did to find all the little things to make this van a superb conversion.

Sleeping & Seating

Maureen has a There are 2 bunk beds-european singles ,75 cm × 190 cm (30 in × 75 in) for children and a pull out double bed for adults-135 cm × 190 cm (53 in × 75 in)
The bunk beds are big enough for 2 adults if need be . which accommodates:

  • 2 adult(s)
  • 2 child(ren)

There is sociable seating for up to 6 people inside Maureen .

Kitchen facilities

  • two gas hobs for cooking
  • Sink
  • Water Tank
  • Fridge: compressor (12v only)

Cooking Equipment

there 4 cupboards for all your kitchen utensils etc

Water is provided by: There a 20 litre water butt, so plenty for approx 4-6 days travelling,connected to electric tap.

Sanitary facilities

  • Shower: No
  • Built in toilet

Electrical Facilities

  • Electrical Hookup (240v)
  • Leisure Battery
  • 12v Cigarette Lighter Sockets

Audio Equipment

There is a stereo where you can plug in your aux for phone /mp3 player, there a digital radio in the back also as an added bonus,it need to be plugged in .


In the back of the van you can store 2 bicycles and room for couple of suitcases and bags.
There storage under the pull out bed,and some under bunk beds to ,enough for some bags.
There cupboards above the cooker sink for pots and pans and one cupboard to the side of the fridge.
The fridge is huge! More than enough space for 2 weeks of travelling.
The toilet has a lovely retro three tiered rack for all your toiletries .
There also little bit of storage under the pull out bed.
There a long big cupboard also next to the toilet ,with 3 spaces inside ,for all your clothes and shoes .
There is plenty !!

Where is Maureen?

Maureen lives in Brighton city centre, just a 10 minute walk from the bus and train stations,so very easy to get to.
Customer Car Parking
Street parking is available: If you are coming by car you are welcome to park it where Maureen is usually parked.

Please note parking is provided at your own risk

For the full glamping experience the following extras are available to add to your booking when you make final payment.

Option Price
Bedding for 2 £12
Towels (2 large fluffy ones) £8
Camping Furniture (table and 2 x chairs) £10
Bedding for 4 £24
Solar Shower £3.5
Hammock £8
250g of Freshly roasted coffee - Sumatran(strong, good for espresso), Ethiopian(fruity, acquired) or Mexican(medium, really nice) £5
Chemical Toilet £5

There is a tick box for each of the above on the booking form. Prices are per booking unless otherwise stated. All extras are subject to availability.

You will also be able to support Quirky Campers' ethical goals by making a donation to climate change prevention and mitigation projects - we suggest £2.50 per 100 miles. See our about us page for more details.

Maureen has comprehensive insurance specifically for hiring of campervans that covers drivers which meet the following citeria:

Ages: between 23 and  75 years young
Nationality*: UK or EU driver’s licenses
Length held: Minimum 2 years
Points*: Up to two minor offenses in the past 5 years is OK (no more than 6 points)
Claims*: No more than 1 claim in the past 5 years

*NOTE: These items are flexible but the campervan owner will need to refer the driver's details to the insurer and may require some additional information. 

International Drivers from most countries can be covered but the excess is likely to be higher. USA, CA, NZ or AU have always been a yes and often with the standard excess.

The full booking form will ask for all the relevant details but feel free to drop us an email if you have any questions. There is an excess of between £750 and £1500 in the event of any damage to the vehicle. This amount is set by the insurer and is dependant on driver age, convictions, claims and country of issue (for a UK driver with a clean license it will be £750).

Full breakdown cover is also included – details are in the Campervan.

  • Take to Festivals: Yes
  • Smoking Policy: Allowed
  • European Travel: Permitted
  • London Low Emission Zone: Non-compliant

Travelling with Children

Maureen is suitable for travelling with children.

This is a 4 berth campervan so 2 adults and 2 children can sleep in it very cosily , or even 4 adults . Both the bunk beds and the bed for adults are 1.9 metres long,so there's plenty of room, and im sure as we all remember ,there will be fights over who gets the top bunk!

Pet Policy

We have a ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy with pets. In other words we’re happy for you to take your dog as long as you bring it back in a condition that we never would have known! Please have it valeted if you are taking pets!

European Travel

Yes you can take Maureen across the water but there will be an additional charge to cover EU insurance and EU breakdown. This will vary but we expect it to be around £70 per week.
Get in touch for a quote.

Price Seasons

From To Price
01/11/2016 21/12/2016 LOW
22/12/2016 04/01/2017 MID
05/01/2017 08/02/2017 LOW
09/02/2017 16/02/2017 MID
17/02/2017 31/03/2017 LOW
01/04/2017 31/05/2017 MID
01/06/2017 16/06/2017 HIGH
17/06/2017 26/06/2017 SPECIAL
27/06/2017 31/08/2017 HIGH
01/09/2017 31/10/2017 MID
01/11/2017 20/12/2017 LOW
21/12/2017 03/01/2018 MID

Note: Dates subject to change without warning